Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday by Brad Paisley Ukulele Chords

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If you are looking for Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday ukulele chords, you have come to the best place.
You can play versatile instrument Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday using ukulele or guitar.
This song by Brad Paisley can also be played by that instruments.
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Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday chords has rhythm and included in Christmas (2006) album.
You can also get another musical style, including jazz ukulele chords, country music ukulele chords, pop ukulele chords, world music ukulele chords, and rock ukulele chords here.

Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday by Brad Paisley Ukulele Chords

Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.

How bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh tree oh tree
how lovely are thou branches

Why am I getting bleeped again?
Havent you heard guys? You cant say
you gotta say Holiday
I cant say ?
No you might offend somebody.
Who is offended by ?
You know you might offend the – and the –
and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.
Ill lead this off.

On the first day of my true love gave to me

Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
You cant say .
Why not?
If you can say on the last record.
Why cant I say ?
I didnt make the rules.
Hey listen guys, its not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying white , you say
Im dreaming of a whi Holiday.
Why did I get bleeped?
Youve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, Im dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that wont offend anybody.

Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay

Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?

Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday

Im just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
Im ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of are
bearing gifts weve traveled real far.

Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.
Ive got to get hyped up for this.

We three kings of Asia are.

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you cant say drummer cause
that will offend real musicians.
How bout little hahaha- town of Bethlehem.
Whats this with all the short jokes?
Hey how bout we do Silent Night?
No, itll offend people whos hard to hear
and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?!!
This happens every year.

Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday

Hohoho!
No.
I cant say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we cant sing anything?
I think that a bunch of bull.
Softer George, its more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull.
Wait just a dang minute,
Ive – never been so – mad in 85 years.
You now what? I dont care who we offend,
Im gonna sing carols
if I wanna sing carols.
Louder Bill, its more effective.
I dont care who we offend,
Im gonna sing carols
if I wanna sing carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry ,
we wish you a merry ,
we wish you a merry ,
and a happy ne- year.

We cant say new itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!

To play the this songs, including Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday by Brad Paisley by ukulele, the most crucial basic ukulele chords to learn are C chord, D chord, G chord, and Em chord.
These set you up to play a many of songs, and each of them is easy to learn.

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