Shoppers’ Paradise by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Ukulele Chords

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If you are looking for Shoppers’ Paradise ukulele chords, you have visit to the best site.
You can play versatile instrument Shoppers’ Paradise using ukulele or guitar.
This song by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine can also be played by that instruments.
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Shoppers’ Paradise chords has rhythm and included in 30 Something (1991) album.
You can also get other musical style, including jazz ukulele chords, country music ukulele chords, pop ukulele chords, world music ukulele chords, and rock ukulele chords here.

Shoppers’ Paradise by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Ukulele Chords

Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic. www.thesweetfantastic.co.uk
For corrections email paul.wingham@virgin.net
I love this song so enjoy!!!

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise

Verse 1:
Ground floor Shoppers’ Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate

Verse 2:
It’s the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
We’ve got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
just take the stairs to the bargain basement
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

Chorus:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
the big shop is open it’s a wonderful world

Verse 3:
Top floor Shoppers’ Paradise we’ve got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
We’ve got nothing of value so there’s no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
We take Visa, Access, American Express
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Chorus:

Verse 4:
Going down for all the things you missed
all the love. peace and happiness that don’t exist
We’ve got enpsychopaedias we’ve got pic ‘n’ fix a government freezer full of benefits
A children’s assortment we’re bigger than Hamleys
We’ve got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful

Ending: C G C G C G C G

To play the most songs, including Shoppers’ Paradise by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine by ukulele, the most important basic ukulele chords to learn are C chord, D chord, G chord, and Em chord.
These set you up to play a ton of songs, and each of them is easy to master.

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